MLS Round 10: Colorado Rapids

Southside Post 01:11 May 2nd, 2019 Updated 01:13 May 2nd, 2019 Posted by admin

Away Game Day Info

Friday, May 3rd, Kickoff 6:00pm

Note for those who don’t read all the way to the bottom: we have an alternate venue for our away viewing this Friday due to a previously arranged private event at our normal venue. We’re at the Lamplighter this Friday evening!

It’s time for the Toilet Bowl! That’s right, the two worst teams in MLS are set to slap-fight each other for the crumbs falling off the top of the table. Which lukewarm team will get an extra large serving of dessert*? There’s only one way to find out, and it’s waiting for Friday! No one likes waiting, but there’s no way around it, unless you’ve pierced the veil of time and space through witchcraft, sorcery and advanced mathematics.

If you’re looking for something to brighten the prospect of a low-powered slug-fest, remember that both Kei Kamara and Nicolas Mezquida play for the Rapids. Here’s a Fun Fact™ for you: Kei Kamara has scored 5 goals, which is more than the 2 of the Whitecaps leading scorer so far this season, Doneil Henry. Another Fun Fact™: Nicolas Mezquida has the same goal & assist tally (1 of each) as our best offensive player, Yordy Reyna.

Speaking of Yordy, he’s seriously injured. Let’s all wish him a speedy recovery. We desperately need someone (everyone?) to step up their game in his absence.

Oh and Colorado fired their coach Wednesday morning. That seems like it bears mentioning.

Referee Assignments

REF: Alex “Relaaaaaaax” Chilowicz
AR1: Jeff “Night King” Hosking
AR2: TJ “Tiger Juice” Zablocki
4TH: Lorant “Lorax” Varga
VAR: Edvin “Never Right” Jurisevic
AVAR: Jonathan “Always Wrong” Johnson

Previous Results

  • Vancouver Whitecaps FC: 1W – 3D – 5L, 5pts, 23rd place in MLS
  • Whitecaps form: L-D-W-L-D
  • Colorado Rapids: 0W – 2D – 7L, 2pts, 24th place in MLS
  • Goal hemorrhage FC form: L-L-L-L-L (not a typo)

Away Viewing At the Lamplighter!

Library Square had been bought out for this date before we entered into our agreement. This is the last time we’ll be hosted at an alternate venue for the rest of the year, though! Join us at the Lamplighter on Water St! It’s totally not awkward that you’ll probably walk past the Whitecaps offices to get there.

  • Lamplighter Public House, 92 Water St
  • Membership table will be open from 5pm (I think… I hope… It’s been a busy couple of days)

Please RSVP to our Facebook event to help our temporary venue partner reserve the right about of tables for us!

*I don’t know what the dessert represents in this sports metaphor gone mild.


Get your match tickets

Saturday, Sep 30th, 19:30
D.C. United @ Vancouver Whitecaps
Wednesday, Oct 4th, 19:30
St. Louis CITY SC @ Vancouver Whitecaps
Saturday, Oct 7th, 19:30
Vancouver Whitecaps @ Seattle Sounders FC
Saturday, Oct 7th, 19:30
Vancouver Whitecaps @ Seattle Sounders FC


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